Unemployment got you down, Adrianne???

The America's Next Top Model has-been turned medical marijuana advocate has resorted to begging for work via her official Twitter!

Classy!

Curry spotted an ad for Peep Show and dropped a not-so-secret hint to the show's producers on the off chance they're reading her tweets.

Writes Adrianne:

"holly madison looks great in her peep show ads out here in vegas! maybe one day they might call me…hee hee"

Because you're more than qualified for the part, Adrianne!

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On Thursday night Conan O'Brien made an apology to Levi Johnston after reading off fabricated tweets in a skit the night before.

According to his rep (yes, he has one) the soon to be nekked father was upset by the skit, saying:

“Levi has never ever possessed a Twitter account. He feels violated. He feels awful, but that's the nature of the beast. You've got to expect this stuff and take the good with the bad. He doesn't mind some of it but he has a real problem with someone being an outright liar. I can't believe these people at the Tonight Show reporting this stuff without verifying their sources. They even had some actor to recite that crap on TV. They don't understand the legality of it. I'm going to see what they say on the show tonight and then we're going to decide what to do about it."

There's something wrong when a future Playgirl playmate gets offended.

Watch the original skit HERE and watch the apology in the clip (above)!

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It's just another day in the life of Poppa Lohan.

Once again Mike is opening his trap in a new interview about Lindsay's recent Twitter attack on her father about those audio recordings he's released saying she's "grasping at straws and when she gets angry she lashes out."

Umm, can you blame her? You released personal conversations and what use to be private recordings of your family!

But the douchebag dad is defending his actions (of course) and only did it because he wants her to go to rehab.

Believe it or not there's other ways of getting your daughter into rehab that doesn't involve the media!

Unfortunately for us and Lindsay, Michael is so "upset" about his daughter calling him out, the media whore is planning to relea$e everything including texts of what a great father he is and all the other bullshit he's making up.

Michael does own up to Lindsay's accusations of him doing drugs: "I got my life back on track and I want her to get her life back on track."

And what is it exactly that you do, Michael? Constantly exposing your family isn't exactly what he would call "getting your life back on track".

What's not surprising is neither Lindsay or Dina have been in contact with him. And it'll probably stay that way, unless it involves a lawyer.

We really hope Lindsay's legal team is working over time to keep this deadbeat father from running to the media. The world would be better off if this guy had a gag order placed on him!

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She's right!

After watching Rihanna's interview with Diane Sawyer, actress Emmy Rossum took to her Twitter to speak out about domestic violence.

She Tweets:

"Just saw the first half of the interview of Diane Sawyer speaking to Rihanna about domestic violence. She speaks honestly, bravely."

"So many of my friends have experienced this, it's very close to my heart. I urge young women - & really women of any age - to watch it."

"If someone is hurting you, or has hurt you, I urge you to tell someone. Do not be afraid to come forward,tell your friends, tell your family"

"It may be very frightening to speak up and say aloud what has happened… but do not be ashamed of what someone else has done to you."

"If you or someone you know is frightened about a relationship, please call the National Domestic Violence Hotline @ 1−800−799−SAFE (7233)"

We agree!

And stay strong RiRi!

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Diva!

Kylie Minogue looked stunning –and virtually unrecognizable — in her Parisian-chic clown costume for Halloween.

We like it!

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Oh those Simpson sisters are such serious thespians!

J. Simpleton took to her Twitter to express her disdain for Melrose Place and support for her recently-fired sister, Asslee Simpson.

Says Jess:

"CW catching up on MP.who writes this crap?i have had bad scripts to work with,but this?thank God my sister is amazing and got you some press."

Is it bad scripts or bad acting? You've been known to participate in some bombs yourself. Major Movie Star, anyone?

An insider revealed that Ass was fired from Melrose Place because "she was embarrassingly bad. Producers cut her down as much as possible." Another said that "she's the worst actress, but nobody will tell her."

Apparently Ass doesn't want to go back to singing either because she would have to tour and be away from son Bronx Mowgli.

So she can't act and she can't sing? Sounds like someone could fade into obscurity at any moment…

Jess will welcome you with open arms!

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Why would you mess with a girl that is already pretty messed up herself?!

Lindsay Lohan described what sounds to be a harrowing incident with a fake gunman in Morocco over the weekend on her Twitter:

"Umm-OMFG! I was walking ahead of Patrick with the security guard&some guy was following me, then pulled up in his car&pointed a GUN at me! I Was on the phone w/my mum&i screamed and ducked&the guy started laughing&pushed the trigger&it was a fake gun..I was crying..he scared me "

That doesn't sound like a funny joke to us, but the freaks are known to come out on Halloween!

Glad you're okay, Lindz!

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Lindsanity went on another one of her infamous drug-fueled internet rants the other day, slamming (who else?) - her father.

Take it away, LOLhan!

The fading starlet tweeted:

My father is a lunatic&doesn't even deserve such a title since he's never been around in my life other than when he'd threaten me&my family. He should be where he has always put himself after verbally abusing and physically abusing people all my life-behind bars. Its so sad to get a phone call from my baby sister just now asking, "why is daddy doing this?" Through tears. He's crossed the lines&hurt me&my family 4 the the last time…. So much for having a 'dad'….. I'm going to spend some time with the ones that love me&i love now. I appreciate those who continue to support me. My fans keep me strong&i love you all so much for it! My second family is what you are to me.

Let the countdown for Michael Lohan's reply begin!

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Miley Cyrus can sleep a little easier tonight!

Even though he wasn't charged for "stalking", Mark McLeod has pleaded guilty to obstruction of police and disorderly conduct. As part of the crazy's sentence he received 24 months on probation with mental health treatment and was banished from Chatham County, Georgia. McLeod is also not allowed to use computers while on probation.

Why no computer use? It's not like he can follow her on Twitter or anything.

Which reminds us, what about that cat Miley!!! You're getting dangerously close to being a pussy killer!

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