We can't believe it!

It's been one year since Asslee pushed Bronx Mowgli through her vayjayjay and it's all the family is talking about!

Auntie Simpleton took to her Twitter for a celebratory tweet: "Happy Birthday to my precious angel on earth!!! Bronx is 1 today!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!! I can't believe it has been a year already."

It even gave Asslee something to be happy about!

She Tweeted: "BX's 1st bday tomorrow! My angel is going to be a year!! The greatest year of my life."

Poppa Pete also offered some astute observations on the exciting day!!! "Happy birthday bx. you dont have twitter and cant read this," he Tweeted. "Thanks to all my friends that recorded lullabies. cant believe its been a year."

Poor lil' thing doesn't stand a chance!!!

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Bitch sounds is crazy!

In a Twitter "conversation" with none other than Star Jones, Kirstie Alley reveals that she is no fan of late-night darling Conan O'Brien - presumably because she is often the butt of his jokes!

They Tweet:

StarJonesEsq: Like I don't know what it is to be called FAT, UGLY & LAZY. Hell…people called me that on TV & in print! I'm not preaching…I'm sharing!

KirstieAlley: @StarJonesEsq WHAT!!!! SOMEONE OUT THERE "ACTUALLY" MAKES FUN OF FAT CELEBRITIES? NOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M SHOCKED!!!! lol

StarJonesEsq: 1st laugh this morning! You NUT. LOL

KirstieAlley: @StarJonesEsq I'll tell you ONE BITCH I'm gonna knck out next time I see her is CONAN O'BITCH O'BRIAN..that guy acts like I bit his dick off

StarJonesEsq: @kirstiealley You know Conan probably "wanted some" and you chumped him…I know a few brothers from Brooklyn who owe me! LOL

KirstieAlley: @StarJonesEsq lol…maybe it's because I wouldn't go on his late late late late night show..who knows..the bitten dick makes more sense..lol

BARF!

Too much sexual imagery from both of these broads.

It makes our stomach queasy!

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After receiving open letters from Out magazine's editor-in-chief, Aaron Hicklin, and reporter Shana Krochmal about his "too gay"-fearing management, Adam Lambert took to his Twitter to address the subject.

Well, kinda!

He tweets:

"Dear Aaron, it's def not that deep. Chill! Guess ya gotta get attention for the magazine. U too are at the mercy of the marketing machine.

Until we have a meaningful conversation, perhaps you should refrain from projecting your publications' agenda onto my career.

Fair enough but, what about your management?! It seems that they have some questions to answer!!!

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We knew this would not be the end of it!

After Speidi's Today Show interview was cancelled on Monday, they figured it had to be the handy work of a feisty weatherman! One who had already dissed them before - the elusive Al Roker!

Of course, Spencer Pratt was not going to take this lying down! So, he sat up and took his anger to Twitter and unleashed a savage attack against the Today Show staple.

He tweets:

"WEATHERMAN I thought you were out of town today getting your stomache stapled again?"

"you look very sick? Do you always look like your about to die? How old are you 97? You should retire asap- No one would even know?"

"I heard you snitched on your own kids at school! I bet your kids HATE you!! I would if my own dad came to my school and snitched me about"

"is it true you have been married 6 times? I'm sure all your wives left you when they realized you were abusive to women! Sicko!"

WTF?!

Roker has not addressed Spencer's tweets, but we fear that it may only get worse if ignored!

Better watch your neck of the woods, Al!

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Update: Pratt has apologized, but we don't know if he's being sincere.

Spencer just Tweeted, "Dear WEATHERMAN after speaking with Queen Jones and Queen Lara I'm feeling very regretful for saying HATEFULL tweets towards a good man!!"

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We told you earlier that Kim Kardashian was shooting an episode of the senior citizen standard CSI and this morning, she had her first day on set!

She tweeted out this picture of her perfectly primped face and hair from the trailer.

Nice digs, bb! Do we see a full kitchen behind you? Will you ever even use that? We're sure they have catering!

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Kings of Leon drummer Nathan Followill has tied the knot with his girlfriend of 3 years, singer Jessie Baylin. The rest of the KOL bandmates, who just so happen to be his brothers and cousin were in attendance at the Brentwood, Tennessee, cermony along with Scarlett Johansson who went to high school with the bride.

Random. But where was Ryan?

On Sunday the newlywed Tweeted: "I woke up with a married woman in my bed this morning. Luckily she was mine."
Congrats!

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And she knows how to ice 'em!

Jessica Simpson is on a new fitness mission! She's rehired longtime trainer Mike Alexander, who got her ass cheeks ready to hang out of those Daisy Dukes! And according to her Twitter, Simpleton is just not what she used to be!

She Tweets:

look at what age can do to a total badass At least my legs will look good!

why am i still hurting from our workout earlier? I'm getting old! See you tomorrow with a pouty face and sore buns.

But, for someone who has taken so much undeserved weight-related heat, we'd expect her to be a little more perceptive - though that's never been her strong suit!

Where were her handlers when she inadvertently labeled herself Hefty?!

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According to Bryant Managment, someone is trying to pass themselves off as CEO Cortez Bryant, the manager for artists Lil Wayne and Drake.

"It has come to light that an individual has been impersonating Bryant Management CEO Cortez Bryant for financial gain through false bookings of his clients, specifically the much buzzed-about recording artist Drake," stated the company, who are working to find the assailant.

The imposter has utilized a fake Twitter account in "which he then utilizes to secure and pocket deposits for false bookings and club appearances," even though bookings are done exclusively through ICM Talent & Literary Agency. And he claims to be "Cortez Bryant The Mgr of Superstar Rapper Lil Wayne."

Is it us or does that sound like a dead giveaway?!

A few of the fraudulent Tweets include:

"who wants to make some easy money hit me"

"promoters hit me if you want Drake or Wayne for a show"

"getting ready for tour this paperwork is crazy, who wants to help hit me up"

You know they're probably not legit when they're hawking paperwork assistance!

So, this manager is booking fake shows - is that why Lil Wayne never shows up?!

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The British are coming!

They've already invaded and immediately began injecting their face with our botulism!

Katie Price arrived at a medical center in Beverly Hills yesterday after Tweeting her need for a little maintenance.

She writes:

"Just got to LA…doing @chelseahandler tomorrow and botox with @akaLisaLisa and Gary! Then some shopping!"

God save the drag queen!

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