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Everyone knows that Kanye West's #1 fan is Kanye West (sorry Kim), so it should come as no surprise that the rapper loves listening to his own tunes — especially when he's shopping.

Earlier this week, Yeezy hit up the Atrium in SoHo for a little retail therapy, but to get him in the mood, he asked the store to pop in his new album.

Not wanting to piss off The Don, the Atrium happily obliged, and even tweeted:

This is a crazy case of life imitating art imitating life!

The Bling Ring premiered at Cannes on Thursday, and it seems like some people were inspired by the true story of a bunch of teens burglarizing the homes of celebs, because more than $1 million worth of Chopard jewels were discovered stolen on Friday.

DAYUM!

The jewels, which were seen on the likes of Julianne Moore, Cara Delevingne (above) and Lana Del Rey during the Opening Ceremony, were going to be lent to various other celebs throughout the duration of the Cannes Film Festival.

Authorities suspect an inside job as the jewels were taken from

Abercrombie & Fitch just lost three more customers!

Kirstie Alley is giving CEO Mike Jeffries a piece of her mind after hearing he doesn't want fat people wearing A&F's clothes.

The actress said:

"Abercrombie clothes are for people who are cool and look a certain way and are beautiful and are thin' and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. That would make me never buy anything from Abercrombie… I’ve got two kids in that bracket, but they will never walk in those doors because of his view of people — forget women, his view of just people."

You go, girl!

We're sure your 18 and 20-year-old's money will be better spent at inclusive retailers anyway!

[Image via WENN.]

This little piggy got strangled on the way to the market Cannes!

We're not sure what's more amazing here — Julianne Moore's TORTURED feet in those tight strappy shoes or the fact that she kept on SMILING while her toes were being mangled down below!

She's a PRO!

The actress certainly suffered in silence at the Opening Ceremony on Wednesday, but we bet she let footloose on her stylist when it was all over!

Hopefully her glam squad brought some MUCH more comfortable footwear for her next red carpet appearances.

If all else fails, maybe she can borrow some Jimmy Choos from Nicole Kidman!

[Image via WENN.]

Who needs expensive jewelry and watches when you can score some free panties!?

Just like her hubby Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr was the victim of the Bling Ring's sticky fingers! Specifically her panty drawer!

In Nancy Jo Sales' new book, which inspired Sofia Coppola's upcoming film, the Vanity Fair contributing editor explains why, of all things, they would go after Miranda's butt floss.

According to Sales:

Some people are not ready for this jelly!

Beyonce's bootyliciousness is too hot to handle for some folks living on Manhattan's Lower East Side.

An H&M ad of the bikini-clad singer keeps getting censored, possibly by members of the neighborhood's highly religious Jewish community.

But every time the ad gets covered up, someone else uncovers it, revealing Bey's beautiful body for all the world to see!

A tipster sent in a photo (above) of the censorship in action and said:

Maybe this is why Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow NEVER change their hair!

Unless you've been living in a snow cave in the northern parts of Alaska, you've probably seen Beyonce's sizzling new H&M ads, which feature her lounging about in teeny tiny bikinis.

You've probably also seen the H&M commercial of a blonde Bey dancing in a bikini and a brunette Bey frolicking in the azure waters of the Caribbean.

We thought both looks were HOT, and we had no trouble recognizing Mrs. Carter, but apparently a lot of consumers did!