Variety gives the new Sex & The City film ANOTHER lukewarm review!

Their critic calls the film "bloated" and "a "trifle half-hearted."

Click here to read the review.

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We really haven't heard much from Wilmer Valderrama these days.

And that's probably because he isn't doing much!

Well, he is doing "something" later this month.

Valderrama will be hosting an event to celebrate (Ricky Ricardo) Desi Arnaz's contributions to the world of entertainment.

The event, "A Tribute to Desi Arnaz: An Evening With Wilmer Valderrama" will take place on Saturday, May 24th in Jamestown, NY.

Valderrama will be headlining the Lucy-Desi Days 2008 which takes place from May 23-25.

Wonder how much he's getting paid???? $300? $500???

According to the press release, Wilmer "will share how Desi personally inspired his career and salute the man that paved the way for other Hispanic actors in America. With a collection of rarely seen film clips of Desi's career, this will be a night not to miss! The audience will also enjoy a question and answer session."

Wonder what type of questions Wilmer will get. If any.

And for the lucky fans out there, after the event, guests will have the opportunity to meet Wilmer at an after-party. The food will be catered by a Mexican taco place.

What, they couldn't even get Cuban food in honor of Arnaz?

Shame!

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R. Kelly's trial is finally moving along.

The jury selection is complete and things are ready to go.

Of the 12 jurors selected, eight are white and four are African American.

As for gender, there are eight males and four females.

And coincidentally enough, the final juror selected is a rape victim.

Of course, the defense tried to get her dismissed but they ran out of their seven peremptory strikes. Unfortunately for them, the judge wouldn't grant them an eighth.

Talk about bad timing!

The defense had also accused the prosecution of going after white jurors.

Let's just hope they give him a fair trial and that justice is served.

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Bee Gee brother Robin Gibb revealed recently that the bros should have a musical based on their greatest hits ready within the next 18 months.

Sexual!

This will be a follow up to their first foray into musical theater, Saturday Night Fever.

Fever premiered in London's West End in 1998 and stayed alive for 2 years.

The Bee Gees are song writing geniuses. We hope they develop a story line for the musical that's up to par with their tunes.

Mamma Mia may not be deep, but it's fucking fun! We picture the same - Bee Gee style.

1. Step By Step!
2. They're At It Again!!!!
3. Ellen's Big Announcement!
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5. Headline of the Week Weak
6. Not As Shiteous As We Would Have Thought
7. Guess That Vagina Pit
8. Kristina Chen's Latest Masterpiece
9. THIS Is What The Crackheads Do Together!
10. Shia: Making Solo Indy Movie!

A follow-up to the Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze classic Point Break is in the works.

Whyyyyyyy???????????

It's been seventeen years since the first one was out.

Are you guys interested in seeing the sequel?!

No word if Reeves or Swayze have been approached about reprising their roles from the original film, but we'd bet money that neither of them will be back.

It would be great if Patrick were healthy enough to at least make a cameo in the sequel!

Sending good vibes his way.

Kelsey Grammer just won't let it go.

His show, Back to You, was canceled by Fox after one season, but he's desperate to keep it on air!

What has he resorted to???

Grammer has lobbied ANOTHER network to pick it up!

It's not unheard of for another net to pick up a cancelled show (i.e. ABC and Scrubs)…though it is rare.

But, the CBS executives he hit up basically said NO WAY.

Grammer said, "I really believe in the show. If I didn't, I wouldn't have tried to fight for it."

Let it go.

If it's as good as he said it was, people would've watched and another network would have happily taken it on!

It's embarrassing.

LET IT GO!!

Equality rocks!!!!!!!
Equality rocks!!!!!!!
Equality rocks!!!!!!!
Equality rocks!!!!!!!
Equality rocks!!!!!!!
Equality rocks!!!!!!!
Equality rocks!!!!!!!

We haven't been able to confirm it yet, but….

We're hearing loud whispers that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are getting married this weekend in…San Diego.

Speculation that the nuptials will be there reached a fever pitch on Thursday when suddenly single sister Jessica Simpson was spotted in S.D.

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Fuck you!!!!!!

You should be ashamed for THIS!!!!!!!

Princess RiRi reigns supreme!

Her latest single, Take a Bow, had an opening week of 267,000 digital downloads, landing the track at the number one spot on the Hot Digital Songs chart in the U.S. this weel.

Rihanna also made a stratospheric rise to the top of the Billboard Hot 100 this week, jumping from number 53 to the number one spot as well!

RiRi has made the second highest jump in Billboard history, with the highest going to Maroon 5 last year with Makes Me Wonder jumping from number 64 to number one on the Hot 100.

Riri's expanded version of her Good Girl Gone Bad album is set to release on June 17th.

Gotta milk it while you can!

Rihanna now has two of the top three opening-week downloads in history. She was only surpassed by Mariah Carey's Touch My Body, which hit the all time high number-one spot with 286,000 downloads last month. That beat out Rihanna's Umbrella which debuted last year at 277,000.

At this rate, though, RiRi might be beating Mimi soon!

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