Sorry, Donald Trump — The Actual Polls Prove Hillary Clinton DOMINATED The First Presidential Debate!
Most of the 80 million viewers who watched the political event could tell that Hillary Clinton's actual answers trumped Trump's interruptions and sniffles.
Still, the GOP nominee boasted about favorable online "polls" that pegged him as the winner — but these polls either gave unreal results or were just nonexistent.
The actual scientific polls came in on Wednesday, and they all say the same thing: Hillary totally mopped the floor with "orange anus"!
Each poll shows the Democratic nominee scoring a commanding victory over her opponent, with her highest marks