All tag results for 'crime'

Trapper Joe, real name Joe LaFont, from Swamp People has been arrested in California for domestic violence.

The only details out are that Joe and his girlfriend got into an argument.

It obviously got violent.

He's currently being held on $1,500 bond.

Maybe wrestlin' with gators all day made a violent person?

Either way, you do the crime, you gotta do the time!

Tags: arrest, arrested, california, crime, domestic violence, gator, girl, girlfriend, joe lafont, reality tv, swamp people, trapper joe, violence, violent

CUTE! CUTE! CUTE!

Srsly guys, how can war and crime exist in the same world as this little kitten??

Maybe if we showed this little baby kitty-cat to terrorists they would put down their weapons and later Israel and Palestine would hug!

Okay… there's a timy chance that wont work. So, for now, how bouts for now we this cuteness brighten your day!!

Tags: baby, crime, cute cute cute, cuteness, kitten, kitty, srsly, video

This is only cool if it was a team of bears!!

Instead of carrying out bags filled with dollars, some lameass ran away with bags filled with euros Trout! Least sexy a heist ever!!

Peeps at the San Joaquin State Fish Hatchery found the gate pried open and fish-blood covering the floors and over a thousand fish missing on Sunday.

This week game authorizes investigating Cali's first large-scale theft from a state fish hatchery. Why is it the first large scale theft? Maybe it's cause the merchandise goes bad almost immediately. We're sure wherever the fish are, they are gross and smell like… um… rotting fish!

Our source says trout only go for about $7 a pound and that the trout stolen weighed about 3 pounds each.

We suppose $21,000 isn't anything to scoff at. But stealing fish still wont get you into Ocean's 11!!

[image via gocalifornia.com]

Tags: bears, california, crazy, crime, fish, ocean, trout

Crazzzy!

Edward Bachner of Lake in the Hills, Illinois has pleaded guilty to bizarreass and dangerous crime: amassing large quantities of the neurotoxin found in puffer fish, with intent to use it as a weapon.

Authorities say, the puffer fish poison was intended for use on his wife, for whom he bought a $20 million life insurance policy. What a sweetheart!

Our source says Tetrodotoxin (as the stuff is called) is a very lethal poison even the smallest quantities can cause respiratory paralysis within six to 24 hours. There is no known antidote to the poison.

When agents searched his home, they found 45 more vials of tetrodotoxin, along with 50 knives, AND other weapons, AND a fake CIA badge!!

WFT?? What was he planing?!?!?

[image via The Perils of Pet Intimacy]

Tags: bizarre, crazy, crime, dangerous, guilty, hide your kids hide you wife, illinois, prison, puffer fish, wife

BUSTED!

In response to a PETA undercover investigation that documented widespread abuse and systemic neglect of cats, dogs, and rabbits at Professional Laboratory and Research Services, Inc. (PLRS), in Corapeake, N.C., a grand jury has indicted four individuals who worked at PLRS on 14 FELONY cruelty-to-animals charges.

This is the FIRST TIME in U.S. history that workers have faced felony cruelty charges for their treatment of animals in a lab and only the second ever criminal prosecution of cruelty to animals used in labs; the first was PETA's 1981 Silver Spring monkeys case.

says PETA President Ingrid E. Newkirk.

"If someone hits, kicks, throws or neglects animals, it's a crime, wherever it happens. These charges are a reminder that nobody—not even laboratory employees—is above the law."

In other words: PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!

It's the law bitches!

Photo: PETA

Tags: animal testing, animals, crime, cruelty, investigation, law, monkey, peta, rabbit, research

Fine with us!

Less than one week after Chinese New Year, California legislators have introduced a bill to ban the possession, sale and distribution of shark fins used in a traditional soup.

If successful, the proposed ban announced Monday would follow a similar measure enacted in Hawaii last year. Oregon and Washington are also considering similar legislation.

Shark fins are used to create a luxury Chinese soup that can sell for as much as $40 a bowl.

Supporters of the ban say shark finning is a cruel practice in which fishermen slice the shark's fin off while the animal is still alive and then throw the shark back in the sea to die.

We also think it should be against the law to sell soup for $40 a BOWL.

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: bill, california, chinese, crime, ew, fish, fishermen, propose, shark, sharks

HORRIBLE!!!

Ohio resident Brent Whitehouse awoke just before midnight on Easter Sunday to check on Love, his pregnant quaterhorse, only to find a harrowing scene: his barn — which housed seven adult horses and one foal — was glowing orange, the Zanesville Times Recorder reported.

Recognizing the peril of his horses, Whitehouse ran to the barn and desperately tried to open the doors and free his animals.

“I couldn’t get the door open I could still hear the horses kicking and I tried as hard as I could to get them out and I just couldn’t get them out in time.”

To add humiliation to horror the arsonists had spray-painted epithets such as "f-gs are freaks" and "burn in hell" on the barn's walls.

When asked about the messages, Whitehouse said "they were hateful."

They were also stupid ignorant murderers!

We have much more to say to the vermin responsible for this crime, but we won't bother — they're probably illiterate.

[Image via Chris Crook/Times Recorder.]

Tags: crime, horrible, horse, horses, ohio, so sad