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Drunk Man Feeds Bear BBQ, Then Gets MAULED!

Filed under: Scary!Attack!Bear

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If you're in Alaska, and you see a bear, common sense should tell you not to approach it and DEF not to feed it.

But we guess drunk people don't have a lot of common sense.

A drunk man was at a picnic Saturday at Eklutna Lake in Alaska when he decided to go for a bike ride through a wild area north of Anchorage.

He eventually came across a black bear and decided to throw it some meat.

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Birds Like To Get Tipsy?!

Filed under: BirdsFunnyCrazzzzy

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We hope they are not drinking and flying!

We're not sure if you knew this, but there a wide variety of birds who occasionally like to get wasted!

The waxwings of North America have been known to get so drunk off rotting chokecherries that they would fall off their trees and could only respond to researchers by hissing.

Sounds a lot like your drunk uncle, no?

The bananaquit of Latin America also known as the "yellow bird" can chug alcohol of 4-6% proof and not only that but can hold its liquor very well. We have a feeling it would be very good at beer pong if it had, you know, hands and stuff.

But not only birds like to get their drink on.

Recently, a wood mouse somehow squeezed into a bottle of red wine, and afterwards was so drunk the mouse couldn't even get out!

Sounds like that mouse needs to head to AA asap!!!

[Image via Wikimedia Commons.]

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Drunk Elephants Are Terrorizing India!

Filed under: DrugsWacky, Tacky & TrueElephantsCrazzzzyWildlife

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What the halibut?!?! Where are these elephants getting their booze?!?!

A herd of FIFTY wild elephants hopped up on more than 500 litres of mahua are running rampant through India.

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Man Blames Pet Squirrel For DUI

There are some many things wrong with this scenario.

For starters….WHO OWNS A PET SQUIRREL!?!?!

In a top contender for WTF? Moment of the Year, a man in Texas has stooped to a new squirrel-y low.

Warren Michael has blamed his pet squirrel for "eating him" while he was driving. The "pet" likes to crawl into Michael's shirt and adding to the DRINKING AND DRIVING, we can see how this can look pretty strange.

Watch the wackiness (above) and please…PLEASE….

Don't drink and drive and own squirrels…

P.S. The squirrel (a female) is now named Duey..spelled D-U-I.

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Drunk Man Wakes Up To News He Murdered 70K Chickens

Filed under: Legal MattersSad SadCrazzzzyChickensFarm

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Joshua Shelton is being held on $ 75,000 bail after he passed out on a farm in Delmar, MD.

Seems pretty hefty for just public intoxication, right?

Wrong!!! Joshua Shelton is special….he killed 70,000 chickens!!!

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Drunk Lab Tech Found With Loose Monkeys And His Pants Down

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueHealthScience!MonkeyCrazzzzy

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What kinda party was this?!?!?!!?!

Coley Mitchell, a 32 year old lab technician at Georgia Health Sciences University was found monkeying around a bit too hard last week.

Officers came to the lab to see what all the hubbub was about and they found a drunk Mitchell sitting in his chair with his pants down.

Two monkeys were running through the lab

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Bears Get Drunk Off Honey Beer And Trash Vacation Cabin

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueSilly!BearCrazzzzyWildlife

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A Norwegian family got quite the surprise when they returned to their holiday cabin.

It was DESTROYED BY DRUNK BEARS!!!

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