Normally we love it when a man in uniform makes a house call with his rock hard package, but this is one special delivery we cannot condone!
A FedEx employee was FIRED after the security system of a home he was delivering to in Maryland caught him throwing a package more than 20 feet through the air!
We realize delivery drivers are super stressed during the holidays, but there is absolutely no reason to potentially destroy someone else's property!
Ch-ch-check out the totes incriminating footage of the delinquent deliveryman…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
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Another stud is off the market!
Ben Feldman — who plays awkward smarty pants Michael Ginsberg on Mad Men — tied the knot with his lady love actress Michelle Mulitz on Saturday in a sweet ceremony at the Glen Farm in Gaithersburg, Maryland.
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Hasn't she seen Highway Don't Care?!? Or that one episode of The Office?!
A Maryland woman who is TOTALLY LUCKY TO BE ALIVE TODAY drove her self into a lake while trying to send a text message!!!
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When was the last time you saw a 150 pound watermelon?
NEVER! That's how rare they are, and that's why the one that was stolen from prize-winning Maryland gardener Bradley Northcote was valued at $1,500!!
Why would anyone ever want to steal something like that, other than to eat it? It's not like you can sell it for the $1,500 — it's a giant watermelon. Someone will notice!
The delicious heist happened after 7:30 p.m. on Thursday, and was removed from Northcote's 4.5 acre yard in Street, Md. You bet your asses the cops are
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We're not sure who in their right mind would rob an NFL superstar, but apparently one burglar worked up the courage this weekend and stole from Baltimore Ravens running back Ray Rice's Maryland home!
The gutsy criminal reportedly walked away with two guns and $2,000 in cash!
The Super Bowl champ wasn't home at the time of the robbery, but a friend was staying at his house and reported it to the police.
Ray released a statement about the burglary, saying:
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If you're thinking to yourself that, wow, if a 15 year old girl can be against a weapon's ban, well then maybe the weapons ban is a bad thing — we'd like to tell you to hold off for a minute!
We ARE very proud of this young girl for having the guts to stand in front of state legislators and speak, but we can't help but think that any 15 year old is highly impressionable and probably has a lot of mouths trying to sway them behind the scenes. Something like this is absolutely poised to go viral!
Her video (above) has been viewed more than 2.5 million times, as she talks about shooting since she was 7 years old and how she's part of the Maryland Rifle Club and Maryland State Rifle and Pistol Association team.
She says things like this:
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Here's a step in the right direction!
Maryland lawmakers just approved the use of medical marijuana! Governor Martin O'Malley has already said he would sign the measure and make Maryland the 20th state to legalize for medical reasons — and we're glad, because it truly is a benefit to some people with some very SERIOUS health problems!
If you can't legally use it recreationally, then at least if you have a legit reason you need it, you can still get it!
The vote passed 42-4, and smoke could be seen billowing out of the courtroom immediately after!
[Image via AP Images.]
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