Does anyone happen to know what the opposite of "Just Do It" is???
Convicted felon/former pimp Sirgiorgiro Clardy was recently sentenced to 100 years behind bars for the brutal beating of a John who wouldn't cough up the dough in Portland back in 2012!
However, the ex-businessman is pointing the finger of blame at Nike, claiming the shoe company should include a warning that their kicks can be used as deadly weapons since he did most of the damage with a series of, well, kicks!
We'll give you a second to try to wrap your brain around that logic. Nope? Nothing? Yeah, us neither!
Sirgioro filed legal paperwork to Multnomah County Circuit Court, claiming:
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