Is that a mouse in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
That's what police were asking John Jacobson after he allegedly tried to steal a whole pack of beer from a truck as it was being loaded into a store!
But that's not the bizarre part of the story. Not even close!
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As we reported yesterday, Gossip frontwoman Beth Ditto was arrested this past weekend for disorderly conduct AKA getting SO drunk at a bar in Portland, Oregon that people felt compelled to call the cops…
And besides supposedly getting "blackout" and running into the street yelling "Obama, Obama," the Gossip Goddess was ALSO apparently throwing a DIVA-style fit and seemed enraged when people didn't know who she was!
One witness describes:
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Just DAYS after Bachelorette Emily Maynard confirmed her split from fiancé Jef Holm, another engaged couple from the reality series has bitten the dust.
Tony Pieper and Blakely Jones have ended their relationship two months after Tony got down on one knee and popped the question during the season finale of Bachelor Pad 3.
The couple fell in love while filming the show, but it all went down hill when she moved to Portland, Oregon to start a new life with him.
Pieper opened up to sources about the split and said:
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Does anyone think of Snatch when they hear this?
An Oregon man has been mostly DEVOURED by pigs at his farm in Riverton.
Coos County officials say 70 year old Terry Garner died last week when his body was nearly consumed entirely by his 700 pound pigs.
Tags: coos county, crazy, death, devoured, eaten, oregon, pig, terry garner
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Sometimes you should give a friend a helping hand…but not in this sense!
A 60 year old was struck with the bubonic plague after a friend asked her to help a homeless cat in Oregon.
That's right…the bubonic plague…a disease that hasn't been around since the MIDDLE AGES!
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A man and his dog shared a bond nobody would envy.
Being stuck on the side of a STEEP mountain!
The duo were rescued from Mt. Hood in Oregon, both unharmed. The man tried to rescue his pooch but both got stuck and had to wait for help.
We're just glad man and his best friend both came out of this unscathed!
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Herpes isn't all bad. As long as a judge awards you with $900,000 for getting it.
A 49-year-old Oregon woman filed a lawsuit against a 69-year-old dentist who accidentally gave her herpes. We say "accidentally" because he didn't think she'd get it. However, he didn't bother to tell her about his unpleasant condition before they banged and didn't bother wearing a condom either. So really, he's just the worst health care professional ever.
The defendant contended that he is not at fault because his eHarmony date
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