There's a mystery at Yale!! Where have all the squirrels gone??
An unidentified Yale senior first brought the situation to the world's attention, writing:
"I'd like to remain anonymous, but I also want to let you know about something going on at Yale. It appears that the administration paid to have all the squirrels on campus killed over the summer.
There are no squirrels left at Yale.
As students have begun to realize the genocide that has taken place, they are rising up, enraged and disgusted. Numerous student publications are racing to uncover the scandal, but so far there has been no official statement. Continued fury and uprising is expected."
What's crazy is no one is confirming or denying the fact that squirrels have mysteriously disappeared!
Neither Yale's Facilities staff or New Haven's Parks Department were able to comment on whether or not a mass murder of squirrels was carried out.
We demand answers! Where are the squirrels!?!
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