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Vagina Toasters Are REAL!! Find Out How To Warm You Up Something Yeasty Today!

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Finally! A vagina that tastes better when it's dry!

From the people who brought you, presumably, other totally creepy edible items comes The Vagina Toaster!

We know what you're probably thinking, but stop right there!

This freaky new kitchen appliance from Burnt Impressions does NOT cook pre-existing vaginas — that would be weird and, likely, dangerous. No, the Vagina Toaster cooks vagina-shaped patterns into pre-existing slices of bread!

Phew!! That sounds way more delicious!!

The concept isn't entirely new, as you've probably seen Hello Kitty toasters before, but this is by far the craziest toast we've ever seen!

This is art! This is life! This is, well, this is probably a clear indicator that even toaster engineers are prone to Oedipal complexes!

But there is still one question on everyone's mind:

What does vaginal toast taste like?

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Ex-Wife Of Pulitzer Prize-Winning Author Pulls Gun Out Of Her Vajayjay After An Argument About Aliens! Get The Deets HERE!!!

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Well, looks like her vajayjay is No Country For Old Men seeing as there's no room because of the loaded gun in there!

LOLz!! We kiiiiiiid, she totes proved there was room!

Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife, Jennifer McCarthy, no not THAT Jenny McCarthy, was arrested in New Mexico because she…

Wait for it…

Pulled a gun out of her VAGINA on her boyfriend after they got into an argument over ALIENS.

Just let that process for a second…

Are you ready? Because that's not even the best part.

The best part is that she pulled the gun on him, from her vajayjay, only after she dressed up in lingerie, seduced her boyfriend, and then had sex with him.

With the loaded gun inside her! It's a good thing only one of those items unloaded inside of her!

BUT WAIT. It. Keeps. Getting. Better.

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2 Broke Girls Has Racked Up 91 Complaints With The FCC & You'll Never Guess Why! Get Deets HERE!!

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Looks Like Michael Patrick King and Whitney Cummings are angering viewers again, except this time, it's kind of totally uncalled for.

Their super popular show on CBS, 2 Broke Girls, starring Kat Dennings & Beth Behrs, is coming under fire because apparently its language is indecent & the show is "soft porn."

So far, there have been 91 complaints filed with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) over the last two years and almost all of them are completely ridiculous.

In some of the complaints, the show's stars are accused of using "obscene words" like vagina & penis too much, using come in a derogatory fashion, and the "continuous sexual innuendos" during the duration of the episodes.

Ch-ch-check out some of the ACTUAL complaints made…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Chris Brown Sings About Smoking Pot In Someone's Vagina In New Song Wildcats!

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This Christmas, Breezy just came down our ear chimneys and dropped off a huge present.

Yesterday, Chris Brown released a song that would definitely go on the naughty list, called Wildcats, which is filled with sex, drugs, and rock and roll more sex.

The song seriously gets prett-ay sexual and NSFW, as it features lyrics where Chris basically tells a girl that he's going to smoke marijuana inside her holiest of holies:

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12 Days Of Perezmas! 2 Inappropriately Shaped Buildings!

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On the second day of Perezmas, our true love gave to us…

Two inappropriately shaped buildings!

Even if you skipped that human sexuality class in high school where you learned how to put a condom on a banana without using your hands, you're probably aware procreation happens in nature when a male phallus enters a lady crevice and leaves behind his little friend!

So what better way to celebrate Christmas, a.k.a. the day Jesus was born thanks to body parts doing magical things, than to celebrate the act of conception itself?! LOLz!!

In case you somehow missed them, this ain't the first holiday gift we've given you!

Been in a cookie-induced food coma and missed the previous days of Perezmas? Then receive the gifts of 12 Twerking Mileys, 11 Babies Poppin, 10 Terrible Twitter Feuds, 9 Naughty Nip Slips, 8 Awkward Jennifer Lawrence Moments, 7 Housewives In Hot Water, 6 Brit-Brit Snapshots, 5 Golden Peeeeeeens, 4 Kanye Freakouts, and 3 Bieber Busts!!

And, without further ado, here are two super sweet buildings that look like a vagina and a penis, respectively, when viewed from space…

Jon Stewart Can't Help But Notice That Qatar's New Soccer Stadium Looks Like Giant Lady Parts [CLICK HERE]

Google Satellites Discover Christian Science Church Is Actually Giant Brown Dong! [CLICK HERE]

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Vaginal Knitting Is REAL! See The Bloody Shocking Vid HERE!

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Talk about a yarn of a tale!

Meet Casey Jenkins! She's the 34-year-old performance artist aiming to demystify the vagina by, well, storing yarn in it!

Wait, WHAT?! We've heard of textile outsourcing before, but vaginal insourcing is a new one to us!

It's true, the Australian artist sticks yarn in her lady cave overnight and then uses it to knit sweaters or baby socks or golf club covers the next day!!!

Get this, she's "performing" for 28 days straight which, yes, includes every phase of her menstrual cycle!

Whoa!!! Thought something was fishy about the crimson-colored Gryffindor scarf your Aunt Tilda purchased you while she was Down Under?

You might be wearing a Casey!

Ch-ch-check out her explanatory video for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Sharon Osbourne Admits She Straight Up LIED About Getting Her Va-Jay-Jay Rejuvenated!

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This isn't a rumor or anything, this comes straight from Sharon Osbourne and an interview she did with Howard Stern: she completely made up, fabricated, and

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