We really wish we were at the 35th annual Beautiful Bulldog pageant!
Why? Well if you have to ask why then you'll never know…
… Never know that bulldogs are impossicute already and can only get even more adorbzable when you start dolling them up for a pageant!
The slobbery beauty contest took place at
This is what crowdfunding was made for!
When Miles Jelfs, a citizen of Bristol, England, adopted a pet tortoise from a friend he immediately noticed something was wrong with the little guy.
The tortoise name is Cedric and he had a prolapse of the cloaca — which basically meant that he had a swollen penis.
Although the operation needed was a minor procedure, it HAD to happen to save
Whoa, Margot Robbie! That's a huuuuuuge fish!!
She must've pulled that out of the ocean off the coast of Nicaragua, where she's been vacationing.
Margot, clearly super excited about catching a giant fish, shared a pic (above) and wrote:
After Five Years Of Fighting, Badass Teen Girl Makes Gender Changes A Reality In McDonald's Happy Meals!
Drew Barrymore Just Gave Birth To A Baby Girl!!! And Her Name Is…
Idina Menzel Duets Take Me Or Leave Me From Rent With Two Lucky Fans & It Is AWESOME! Watch HERE!
EXCLUSIVE! Porn Stars Are Getting The Shaft From Chase Bank! AGAIN!! Accounts Closed For 100s In The Biz?!
Katie Holmes Forgets To Brush Her Hair Before Her Movie Premiere! Awkward!
Game Of Thrones' Jack Gleeson Hosted A Private Viewing Party So He Could Watch His Friends React To The Major, Purple Wedding DEATH!
Police Arrest An 8-Year-Old Runaway Special Needs Boy & Charge Him With A Felony Over A Broken $50 Dashcam! Unbelievable!
Mother Saved Daughter From Pit-Bull's Vicious Attack By Biting Its EAR OFF! Get The Scary Details HERE!
You Will NOT Recognize Katy Perry In Her New Music Video! Watch The BANANAS Birthday Teaser HERE!
Listen To This: #Awesome
Lindsay Lohan Rep Chooses To Deny One Crucial Tidbit From Her Explosive New Interview (Hint: It Wasn't Sleepin' With Jared Leto!)
Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott Get Heated When Talking About Their Sex Life After Dean Says It Wasn't The Ideal Situation! What The WHAT?!?
Spider-Man! Spider-Man! Does Whatever — OMG, ANDREW GARFIELD SHAVED HIS HEAD!
Could Taylor Swift Be The Fifth Girl On Girls?! Sources Say Lena Dunham Is Close To Inking A Deal!
Khloe Kardashian Fills In As Host On Chelsea Lately Again … Could She Be Chelsea's Permanent Replacement?! Watch Her Bieber-Slamming, Kardashian-Jesting, LOL-Filled Opening HERE & Decided For Yourself!
[Images via Judy Eddy/Brian To/Alberto Reyes/WENN.]
What's in a name, anyway? Well, if you're a dog, Ellen Page will decide that, thank you very much!
Ellen made her Twitter page explode with pleas from her fans for her to rename their pets, after she posted this tweet:
I love renaming my friends dogs like a total jerk.
— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) April 22, 2014
And like huge pet coronation ceremony, Ellen started re-dubbing dogs, cats, gerbils, and even a live person at the behest of people on Twitter. The result will give make you give her a-paws…uh, we mean applause.
We're not sure if her renaming these pets will cause so much confusion for the animals in question that they lead some sort of pet insurrection, but time will tell. All we can say is, prepare. The Pet Wars are nigh.
Ch-ch-check out her new names…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
What's cuter than a dog doing yoga?
A super adorable chihuahua doing yoga!
Nic Bello and his crazy cute pup Pancho are so cute together, they're totes besties.
We bet they do everything together! One thing they do together that we could totally