Bradley Cooper Rudely Interrupted With A Head In His Crotch At The 2014 SAG Awards! Fill In The Blank!

The SAG Awards were SUPER SEXY this year!
We aren’t joking! Even the red carpet was getting some adult action — and that action was totes caught on camera (above).
Bradley Cooper was in the middle of some very important business when Michael Peña approached him. Bradley explained himself by saying that he was just ______________!
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