R-Patz! What Have You Done?!

The hair! The luscious, flowing locks of pure seks!
They’re all gone!
Curse you Reese Witherspoon and your new period movie!
Robert Pattinson is appearing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, but he’ll be missing the hair that made all of you fall in love with him.
Heartbreaking!
We only take some comfort in knowing that after he is done shooting Water For Elephants with Reese, Summit is sure to swoop in and force him to grow it all back for Breaking Dawn.
Because there is no wig on the planet that can compare to his iconic do! Don’t you dare try and KStew him!
Thoughts on the new buzz cut, Twi-Hards?