This is the craziest, most outrageous tale of insanity we have ever heard! And it just keeps getting stranger and stranger!
So, by now you know that Jeremy London is insisting that earlier this month, he was kidnapped and forced at gunpoint to smoke drugs. Old news, we know.
New news – apparently, Jeremy was already “tweaked out” before his alleged kidnapping!
Eyewitnesses from the Ramada Inn where Jeremy was staying the night of the “attack” have come forward to reveal some of the bizarre behavior Jeremy exhibited that night, including trying to mount a palm tree!
LOLz! WTF???
A hotel desk clerk reports that Jeremy showed up at the hotel around 2 am on June 11 acting “tweaked out.” He recalls watching Jeremy attempt to “shimmy” up a palm tree in the front of the hotel. Apparently, he did this a few times, “clawing his way up one of the trees,” then just falling on his ass. When he finally gave up he walked into the lobby and said to the witness, “Do you know who I am? I’m Jeremy London. I need a room.”
It was only a few hours after the clerk checked him in that Jeremy called Palm Springs police, telling them he’d been kidnapped at gunpoint and forced to smoke drugs by three men.
So now, was that before or after you got busy with a palm tree???
We’re still not convinced this whole story isn’t just a fabricated tale from his friends Oxy and Cotton, but it certainly hasn’t gotten BORING yet!
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