Wino Isn't Prego!

Thank goodness!
Rumors started to circulate yesterday that Amy Winehouse maybe pregnant with her first child.
This was disturbing news on many levels, but mostly because we were sure that her ovaries were too gin-soaked to be of any use.
Regardless, our minds were put at ease this afternoon when a representative for Wino confirmed that she is not pregnant and that the reports are “completely not true”.
And the world takes a collective sigh of relief.
[Image via WENN.]