Wowsa!
In September of 1991, Marlon Brando could not attend Charlie Sheen‘s 26th birthday party due to an illness. But he did write the following HIGHlarious apology letter.
It reads:
Dear Charlie,
I’m feeling like a very large turd on a very thin stick. I’m holed up in bed and taking everything from sled dog urine to powdered East Indian vulva ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ maybe won’t work tomorrow if I feel the same.
I really feel bad for not showing up at your birthday bash but I really feel shitty and best stay in bed. I don’t have much of a selection. I’m sure it will be a kick in the ass and I hate to miss it ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥
Happiest of birthdays to you, Charlie
Love,
Marlon
LOLz. Amazingness!
[Image via WENN.]
Jan 11, 2011 18:40pm PDT
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