Gary Busey Is Praying for Charlie Sheen

Let’s say that again:
Gary Busey…is praying for Charlie Sheen.
There are so many things wrong with that sentence, we don’t even know where to begin.
In this world gone mad, Gary currently finds himself to be a mildly-sought after reality star and thus, he has all these interviews lined up with actual, reputable sources. And they want to talk to him not because he’s on the teetering edge of Looneyville, but because they want his insight on Charlie’s antics.
Someone call us Alanis Morrisette. It’s time for Ironic, Part Deux!
While also plugging his role on the Celebrity Apprentice (that’s right..Gary Busey can get hired, but not Charlie!), he offered this in response to Charlie’s newfound bat-shiz crayzay antics:

“Charlie is in a taGaryBuseyOct07ilspin. Charlie’s got to understand what the truth is. The beautiful thing about the truth is that it requires no questions. I want Charlie to get up out of the mud and reclaim his life and I’m praying for him. The advice I have for him is to look at himself and the truth in his heart, because what he’s doing is not true to his heart.”

Maybe it is, Gary. We’re still not exactly sure how tiger blood affects the human anatomy, so perhaps what Charlie is doing is true to his thumping, roaring ticker engorge with feline fluid!
So, Charlie…even Gary Busey is telling you to get help.
Welcome to rock bottom, population YOU!
[Image via WENN.]