Step up to the plate, Jon Cryer. It’s your turn to get Sheened!
A lot has been said in the past 24 hours from Charlie Sheen about getting fired from the WB., but someone no one has heard from at all is his Two and a Half Men costar, Jon Cryer. We imagine the reason he hasn’t issued a statement yet is that he is trying to avoid a confrontation with a certain warlock who would undoubtedly take offense to anything he would have to say, save for something anti-semitic or about tiger blood.
But alas, Jon, you cannot continue unscathed, because even though you’ve said NOTHING about him to the press, they’ve heard otherwise over at the Sober Valley Lodge, and Charlie has decided to respond.
Charlie told sources that he is disappointed that his costar hasn’t called him with words of sympathy over his termination and is equally enraged over a supposed statement Jon issued about the news. Charlie explained:
“Jon has not called me. He’s a turncoat, a traitor, a troll. Clearly he’s a troll. He issued a statement. Is it gonna take me calling him a ‘traitor, juvenile and scared’ for him to get it?”
Uh, nope. We think calling him all those things will only further affirm for him that the best course of action is to steer clear of any interaction with you whatsoever, even through the press.
Watch yourself, Jon. We have a feeling this isn’t over.
Also: Someone has that kid, Angus T. Jones, in hiding right? No doubt he’s next!
[Image via WENN.]
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