Charges Dropped Against Nic Cage For Drunken Arrest

Lucky break!

It was decided by the New Orleans District Attorney’s Office today that Nicolas Cage will not be charged with a crime for allegedly attacking his wife last month in New Orleans in a drunken stupor.

According to the NODA, after reviewing the police report and conferring with witnesses, investigators found they didn’t have enough evidence to move forward with the case. So, they’re dropping the charges completely.

Hmm. Wonder if his wife is letting him off that easy???