EXCLUSIVE! Jessica Simpson Is Soooo Not Preggers!

So, Jessica Simpson is definitely not pregnant. We know that FOR SURE, because last night, at the Adele concert, we personally witnessed her put more than one drink away during the show.

Okay, let’s rephrase that: SHE WAS DRIZUNK!

Lots of drunken swaying and singing and falling; she had herself a real good time!

She was with her fiancee and while they might be planning a wedding, they are certainly not expecting an addition to their family.

Drink up, gurl!

[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]