Red, Black & Fug All Over!

Eww.
Jessica Alba decided to assault everyone’s vision at the Venice premiere of Machete on Wednesday.
The actress was looking like a badly wrapped Christmas present in a floral print dress by Dolce & Gabbana and another pair of clunky heels.
We’d probably like the dress more if it were shorter and it didn’t have long sleeves.
What do U think???
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