Crocs Co-Founder Busted For DUI, Blames Taylor Swift

File this under WTF.
Crocs Inc. co-founder, George Brian Boedecker Jr., was popped for a DUI in Boulder, Colorado on Saturday after passing out in in his Porshe and apparently it’s all Taylor Swift‘s fault.
Really.
When the cops arrived on scene, the creator of the ugly, but comfortable footwear said his “really f***ing famous” girlfriend, T-Swizzle, was driving and claimed she was “b*****t crazy” and ran off.
Of course she did!
During his drunken rant, Boedecker also told the police to “go f*** yourselves in the a**” as well as “f*****g die”.
Charming.
Maybe next time George should get Carrie Underwood to drive, that way if anything happens Jesus could take the wheel.
[Image via WENN.]