Honey Boo Boo Star Wants To Do Porn???

It seems America’s love affair with rednecks is about to physical!
While redneck reality shows are dominating cable, a new wave of “hillbilly porn” is causing the South to rise again and again.
And guess who wants in on the action? Here Comes Honey Boo Boo star “Crazy” Tony Lindsey, obvi!
The certifiable cousin of Mama June Shannon and Alana Thompson even has his stage name picked out! He says:

“Everybody already knows me as ‘Crazy’ Tony, so why change it?”

Well, we guess that’s alright. But we thought you were supposed to use the name of your childhood pet and the street you lived on!