Lindsay Lohan REJECTS Charlie Sheen As Mentor, Wants Him To SHUT The F*CK UP!

Lindsay Lohan will HAPPILY take his money, but girl does NOT want to be the Karate Kid to Charlie Sheen‘s Mr. Miyagi!
The Anger Management star and notorious former badboy recently expressed interest in acting as mentor/life-coach to Our Lady of Perpetual Chaos, seeing as he’s experienced similar troubles in HIS life…
But Lilo does NOT want that kind of help from Sheen, and apparently would rather he just SHUT UP about her to the press!
Which is rather ungrateful seeing as Charlie has offered Lilo employment, AND lent Lindz TONS of cash moniez to pay off taxes and wear sparkly amFAR dresses.
But, Lindsay is reportedly seeing a therapist and believes it’s doing wonders for her well being, and would rather NOT take life advice from someone as — erm — wild, as Charlie.
Hmmm. So she WON’T take advice from Charlie Sheen, yet Lindz is more than willing to let someone as seemingly incompetent as Mark Heller be her LEGAL representation?!
Yet another mind-boggling life choice from the enigma that is Lindsay Lohan.
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