Miley Cyrus Smokes Weed & Pretends To Poop At EMAs!!! Fill In The Blank!

Drugs! Defecation! Dutch people! OH MY!
Miley Cyrus might not have twerked all over Robin Thicke‘s junk at the 2013 EMAs, but she still found a way to shock us when she lit up a J on stage!!!
We bet MileyBird was thinking ___________________________ when she pretended to drop a deuce while sparking up a doobie!
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