If you assumed The Biebs’ police EGGS-travaganza would be OVER EASY, you were sorely mistaken!
After raiding his Calabasas home this morning in search of incriminating evidence in his recent egg-throwing incident and then busting Lil Za for felony cocaine possession, the El Lay Sheriff’s Department gave a press conference and EGGS-plained its findings.
First and foremost, they wanted to inform us that they haven’t arrested Justin Bieber!!!
Well, not yet anyway…
Detective Dave Thompson revealed:
├óΓé¼┼ôHe has not be arrested or exonerated… Justin didn├óΓé¼Γäót answer any questions while we were there, he will do that through his attorney. We hope [Justin], understanding the gravity of this ├óΓé¼┬ª will change his behavior.├óΓé¼┬¥
Wow! We hope so, too!
The cops also EGGS-plained that they weren’t just looking for empty egg cartons in the 19-year-old’s trash bin, they were there reviewing surveillance footage for clues!
So, what did they find?
A felonious amount of cocaine sitting out in the open, for starters. Justin was in the middle of a sleepover with several of his friends and, as we told you earlier, his bestie Lil Za was apparently carrying the blow.
Whoa! While we think adult male sleepovers are cute as kittens — no need to EGGS-pain that one, Biebs — we think bringing an illegal drug to one is kind of rude!!
And Lil Za didn’t even SCRAMBLE to hide the coke during the police raid! We don’t get it!
The detective continued:
“The cocaine was in plain view when the police were looking for other evidence.”
Is there a sunny side (up) to any of this?
Well, cops said the Boyfriend singer was totes “cooperative,” so that’s good, we guess!
We aren’t sure how the rest of this saga is going to unfold, but hopefully Justin is taking all these allegations seriously because the po-po clearly aren’t joking yolking around!
UPDATE: Sources now say cops did NOT catch Lil Za holding cocaine; apparently they caught him with Molly (MDMA) and Xanax instead.
MDMA typically translates into less jail time than cocaine, but this is still no bueno! Those are serious drugs that the Biebs shouldn’t want in his home!!
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