Holy Happy Meal! McDonald's NOT Adding Heroin To The Menu Despite Serving It In Kid's Meals!

And another day goes by where we hear about a fast food joint serving up unhealthy food IN ADDITION to dealing hard drugs to customers!
Sure, the deal was accidental — but that’s not the point. It’s never the point!
An employee at a McDonald’s in Pittsburgh has been charged with selling a McSmack (Heroin) in a Happy Meal to customers who used the right code.
The code, by the way, is something people might easily accidentally say:

“I’d like to order a toy.”

In a tale as old as time: the informant ratted the dealer out to the fuzz — telling them that an employee was selling drugs, so undercover agents set up a drug buy and arrested Shania Dennis.
She claims she didn’t do anything wrong! Except, you know, being 26 and dealing drugs through a McDonald’s drive-thru using kids meals.
They found 10 bags of heroin in a Happy Meal box, and another 50 bags from Shania.
Great McFlurries, Big Mac! That’s a lot of horse!
See ya, Shania!