Last night at the Oscars, John Travolta Don Gibraltar introduced the world to the next hottest, completely fictitious singer, Adele Dazeem!
Sure, Adele Dazeem (who we imagine to be a mixture of Adele and Idina Menzel) is no realer than Manti Te’o‘s college girlfriend (she might even BE Manti Te’o’s college girlfriend), but that doesn’t mean we wouldn’t love to listen to all of her songs!
Find out out what Adele Dazeem’s track list might look like…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
1. Trolling India’s Streets
(Rolling in the Deep)
2. Denying Gratuity
(Defying Gravity)
3. Left To Joe
(Let It Go)
4. SkypeFault
(Skyfall)
5. Chaining Payments
(Chasing Pavements)
6. Fewer Bad Zits
(Rumor Has It)
Place your pre-order NOW!
Also, are you following her on Twitter?!
[Image via WENN.]
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