Residents of Roy, Washington, are not lovin’ it at the moment.
That’s because George Jacobson went on a week-long crime spree in the town after tripping hard on some acid.
It all started on Sept. 26th, when the 23-year-old broke into a man’s barn holding nothing but one black, rubber boot.
He then broke into a neighbor’s home, asked for water and claimed that his lone boot contained jewels.
Normal.
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Throughout the next couple of days, George managed to steal a gun, several knives, a Honda Accord, and red shorts all before kidnapping a man and forcing him to take him to McDonald’s for some soda.
That’s where he was arrested on Oct. 3rd, and is now facing 14 criminal charges, mostly for burglary and breaking and entering.
Our theory is that George was just embodying the Hamburglar a little too true to form.
But, in all seriousness, this sounds more like a case of someone with a drug problem than a crime problem.
We really hope that George gets the help he needs!
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