Is Jon Cryer Faking It?!

His ex sure seems to think so, although she’s the alleged problem!

Jon Cryer has accused his ex-wife, Sarah Trigger of hiring a hitman to kill him, but she thinks it’s all for publicity.

“Maybe he’s tired of Charlie Sheen getting all of the attention,” said Sarah’s lawyer, Vicki Greene. “None of this is going on.”

Ratings for Two and A Half Men have been up since the Sheen debacle!

“Obviously this is not true,” Green continued. “I can’t even believe this whole story. It’s a fabrication of his imagination. I mean it’s ridiculous. This is the father of her child-why would she do this? It’s crazy, totally crazy.”

Well, she’s got a record and they’re in the middle of a custody battle!

“There is nothing going on… I mean there’s no FBI investigation that I’m aware of and I’m her lawyer,” she said.

Not yet.

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