Brooke's Mom Speaks, Getting Massages

Uh, huh!

So that’s what they’re calling rehab nowadays!

Charlie Sheen‘s wife Brooke Mueller is staying at the Two Dreams Outer Banks center which is described on the Web as “a comprehensive wellness program providing exemplary care for individuals who dream of recovery from addictive disorders or co-dependent behaviors.”

Her mother Moira Fiore says:

“Brooke is having a massage right now. I insisted she come with me for some stress reduction based on suggestions from her doctors. …I don’t want my daughter to have a nervous breakdown.”

AKA Rehab!

If it walks like a duck and does drugs like a duck…

[Image via WENN.]