Charlie Sheen To Be Charged With Felony!

For a man with everything (i.e money, looks, family, hit TV show), all he had to do was NOT physically harm his wife and look what the moron did!

Charlie Sheen‘s knife wielding ass will be booked on felony charges for assault on his wife, Brooke Mueller. And he’ll be slammed with some misdemeanors just for kicks!

He’s set to be appear in court on Monday for the arraignment, along with giving arguments regarding relaxing the protective order between the couple.

Behave, you two!

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