LOLZ!
Only Amy Winehouse!
London’s Harley Street private clinic got quite a shock on Sunday when Winehouse showed up grabbing her tittays and reeking of alcohol. Apparently, Wino took a rough and tumble while pAArtying and was complaining about her bruised boobies! Since the clinic was the same place she had them enlarged a year earlier, her friends handlers brought her there to be checked out.
Of course. You always take damaged goods back to the manufacturer. Everyone knows that!
Upon receiving a check-up, the nurse on-call noticed some damage to her ribs and insisted that Amy spend the night.
Worst mistake ever!
According to witnesses, Wino was such a waste case that she proceeded to roam the hallways topless, leaving the stank of scotch wafting behind her. It took the staff quite awhile to get her contained in her room.
Wino’s reps say she is still in the clinic under observation, though her injuries are not thought to be serious.
Its fine. Take a little vacation in a hospital. You deserve it. Fill up on NyQuil and Jello!
Fun!
[Image via WENN.]
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