For the last few days, a slew of names have been tossed around as contestants for the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars.
You know who really, really, REALLY wants to be on the show? The Octo-Mom!
And guess who really, really, REALLY doesn’t have a shot in hell of getting through the front gate of the lot, let alone being asked to dance on the show?
But even though she isn’t even on the producers short list (she actually falls somewhere above Alexis Neiers and below SaMANtha Ronson), she still has her lawyer, Jeff Czech, attempting to get it done.
Jeff is telling sources that she is in “top physical shape” and has a “strong interest in dance.” Obviously, that is all the incentive ABC needs to hire her right?!
Our apologies Miz Octo, but your time has passed. Besides, they already had Kate Gosselin’s stretched out uterus on last season and she didn’t do so well. The ship has sailed.
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