Alan Cumming Slain Injured By Shakespearean Robot

We really can’t make this stuff up!!
The recently married Alan Cumming was rehearsing for his new one man stage play Macbeth 2: Rise Of The Machines when there was suddenly double, double, toil and trouble!
Nightcrawler Alan vaguely explains the situation via Twitter:

“First MACbeth injury! Cut my finger on a toy robot I was using to represent Lady MACbeth in a little theatre game. Blood will have blood.”

We don’t even know where to begin!?!
You cast a toy robot as Lady Macbeth? Whaaaat?
And she managed to best you on the FIRST day of rehersal??
Cumming’s one act of madness will premiere at The National Theater of Scotland next month and, well, we might hold out for the movie.
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