Sorry TB Fans. ASkars Won't Bite Your Neck.

Oh. Oh okay. No, that’s cool. It’s not like we’re sitting here in our boudoir with our necks highly exposed, just waiting for you to come in. WE ARE TOTALLY NOT DOING THAT RIGHT NOW.

In all seriousness though, we get where he’s coming from. There are a lot of necks out there who are just waiting to be bitten by him.

ASkars has made it very clear that he won’t bite the necks of fans who come up and ask him. In fact, he’ll just downright refuse. The hunky Swede says:

“That’s one thing I’ll never really understand.

But the main reason I don’t ever do it is because if I do it just once, every single person will be like, ‘Bite me! Bite me! Bite me!'”

Do you blame US THEM??? You’re hawt and seksi and Eric is just, omg, okay, we need to stop right here.

We get it, we get it. You won’t bite us. We’ll just have to find another way to ~seduce you.

P.S. We LOVED you in Generation Kill!!

[Image via WENN.]