A$AP Rocky Sex Tape Is... Bad?!? Internet Reacts To Alleged Leak!

UPDATE 4:56 P.M. PST: A$AP Rocky has addressed the sex tape headlines. Read what he had to say HERE.

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Talk about F**kin’ Problems…

A$AP Rocky‘s rollercoaster year has just taken another last-minute dip. After being imprisoned in Sweden, finally getting released, even getting name-dropped in Trump’s impeachment inquiry, the Praise the Lord rapper is facing an even stranger, crueler fate:

His sex tape is getting bad reviews!

A video popped up on PornHub late Wednesday night in which an unidentified man recorded himself having sex, and it was called out as being Rocky’s sex tape. The man’s face can’t be seen — it’s filmed from his POV — but right away Internet sleuths noticed the extremely identifiable ASAP tattoo on the man’s naked torso, as well as some familiar ink on his left hand.

Yep, fans of the rapper are pretty sure this is the real deal.

The prospect was actually exciting for a lot of folks; it started to trend immediately as people thirstily searched for it. Makes sense. After all, the man has dated some of the most desirable women on the planet; his exes include Teyana Taylor, Chanel Iman, Iggy Azalea, and Kendall Jenner. Rumor has it he hooked up with Rihanna!

A$AP is nearly as well known for his sexual proclivities as for his music. He opened up a couple months ago about having been addicted to sex since junior high school. In a 2018 Esquire profile he discussed the special bed he installed and all the orgies he had in it:

“Yeah man, lot of orgies. I’ve photographed and documented many of them. The women that I’m around are into that free-spirited s**t like me. Usually guys are insecure with working, successful women, they can’t handle it when it’s on the other foot, you know? So they get with a guy like me — they know I don’t want to break their hearts or nothing. And why not? Let’s smoke some good weed in the teepee and have a fun time!”

So surely this man must have some impressive bedroom skills. Right?

Well, it may have been his game was a bit too overhyped, because the trend changed from eagerness to disappointment FAST.

Some of the comments online got pretty harsh:

“ASAP Rocky’s sex tape is literally the worst”

“Asap Rocky got me watching porn at 9 am and it wasn’t even good”

“Just saw Asap Rocky’s sex tape and it was super duper wack. Don’t even waste your time looking for it. His stroke is weak.”

“Asap Rocky is a PRIME example of how some of you n****s call yourselves sex addicts. hoot and holler all about your sex game. meanwhile you serving up mediocre peen. Tuh.”

Yeah, ouch…

Obviously after the bargaining and the acceptance came the jokes:

Me when I first woke up and heard ASAP Rocky have a Sex tape

Me after seeing it ???? pic.twitter.com/SWZ588LOQB

— My Black Life Matter (@urfavorite_ex) December 19, 2019

Boyfriends of girls that been thirsting over ASAP Rocky for years waking up today like: pic.twitter.com/zkB6Hnacyk

— ???? Kevin Hayes Fan Acct (@Grownupgambino) December 19, 2019