A$AP Rocky's Hilarious Response To Criticism Of His 'Weak' Sex Tape

Gotta love a man with a sense of humor! Especially if there are shortcomings in other areas… ha!

On Thursday A$AP Rocky became the subject of widespread derision after an apparent sex tape he made leaked onto the Internet.

Tons of thirsty fans flocked to PornHub and elsewhere to see the brief clip — only to be disappointed by what they saw.

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The criticism ranged from the dismissive to the distraught — to the delight as quite a few guys suddenly felt a lot better about their own stroke game! LOLz!

Well, the F**kin’ Problems rapper has finally responded to the Internet’s ribbing with a hilarious defense, tweeting:

“MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY. AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE P***Y.”

OMG! That is amazing.

He continued on a more self-aggrandizing tip, swearing:

“A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO. BUT THE REAL PUNCHLINE IS SEEING PPL WHO NEVER F**KED HIM RATE HIM”

Ha!

So what do YOU think, Perezcious peen aficionados?Is his good humor about the situation proof he has nothing to worry about? Or is he still talking a bigger game than he’s bringing to the bedroom?

[Image via Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.]