Back to the Clinic for Wino

Listen, do you hear that?
Yeah, that’s the sound of us not being surprised to learn that Amy Winehouse is back in the hospital.
The addiction-plagued singer checked into the London Clinic last week, not for rehab, but for a chest infection. She returned this week to make sure there were no further complications.
And the doctor’s advice?
Quit smoking!
Which seems a little mild considering what Wino is up against.
Friends say she’s making a real effort this time…just like last time.
“She was covered in nicotine patches at one point,” a source said.
Do they make crack patches?
But despite her ailments, addictions, and afflictions, Amy’s London rep says she is recording in her home studio and even learning how to play the drums.
We didn’t know she had enough strength to lift a drumstick!
She should have a drumstick, instead of all those sweets.
Either way, we’re glad that Wino may be finally wising up, even if quitting smoking seems like just a drop in the giant cocaine cotton candy bucket.
Baby steps!
[Image via WENN.]