Britney Spears Shares Comedic Video Skit About Literal S**t: 'No, I Never Pooped On Myself'

We love how candid and free Britney Spears feels these days!

The Toxic singer took to Instagram on Tuesday afternoon to post a new “skit” describing a very particular bathroom accident! And in the caption, she made it clear she’s “never pooped on myself” and is instead just acting.

Calling the footage “Sessions with Ashley,” the superstar singer played both characters in the 3-minute-long short film: the victim of the unfortunate call of nature, and the woman’s therapist.

It started with the therapist talking to the woman about how her “bowel movements are obviously getting in the way of you showing him your affection.” Using a higher-toned voice to play the woman seeking help, Britney switched parts!

She responded with a story about a date to see CATS with the man before breaking into tears and explaining:

“We had a wonderful night, it was beautiful, it was a starry night. We understand he has a drinking problem. … I think I had too much to eat with my hamburger and I am actually a little allergic to fried food. It happened again, I had to run away, I went to the bathroom. I just s**t on myself everywhere, I s**t everywhere, and I couldn’t stop it. It was the nerves of being with him. He makes me so scared because I just want everything to go right, and all of the sudden I just let go, and I just s**t everywhere!”

Wait, what?! What is going on??

The video ends with the woman answering a question about how the situation makes her feel:

“It makes me feel way better in my belly once I s**t everywhere, but the embarrassment factor of just letting go like that, is really just too much to handle. I need your guidance.”

Honestly, we all need guidance sometimes!

LOLz!

Watch the whole skit (below):