Brody Jenner Has The Smallest Penis In Hollywood!

Joe Francis doesn’t want to pass up the only opportunity he’ll ever have to play the victim!

“I’m the victim,” Joe cried in an interview this weekend about Thursday night’s altercation with Brody Jenner and his nekkid-modeling GF, Jayde Nicole.

Francis continued to whine: “Brody hit me in the face… Someone shoved me from behind, then hurled a drink at me, glass and all… and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, with Brody Jenner ripping at my shirt.”

So the interviewer asked the Girls Gone Wild skeeve a simple question: “Well, if Joe Francis is the victim, then what is Brody Jenner?”

Joe’s response?

Brody is the man with “smallest penis in Hollywood,” said Francis.

Oh shit!

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