Brooke Moves Out!

Finally! She’s done something sensible! See what getting off crack cocaine does for the brain! Side effects include good decision-making!

Charlie Sheen will be coming home to an empty house when he is done with rehab as sources reveal that his wife, Brooke Mueller, has moved out.

On the heels of learning her knife-wielding hubby has been screwing not one, but two prostitutes, Brooke packed up her things and her twin boys and moved out of Charlie’s Beverly Hills house! Sources close to Brooke say that she was willing to “move past” the incident at Christmas, but she has had her “fill” of Charlie’s games and not taking rehab “seriously.”

Buh-bye, Brooke! Welcome to the first step in a normal life. Try not to make us regret applauding you by going back to him in a week!

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