Can Xenu Help Wino?

The Church of Wackos Scientology thinks they can help Amy Winehouse.

And we’re not surprised to learn that Wino is actually considering it.

The Back to Black singer would be treated through the Church’s Narconon rehabilitation program, which utilizes the methods put forth by L. Ron Hubbard.

The Church has apparently also contacted Kiki Drunkst to see if they can help her with her problems too.

Because obviously it’s worked wonders for Tom Cruise!

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