El Lay Punk Singer Crashes Into 15 Parked Cars!

Casey Chaos, the leader singer of hardcore band Amen, is SO punk rock that he crashed his SUV into 15 parked cars while he was drunk in Los Angeles last night.
The musician proceeded to abandon his vehicle and run home where cops eventually caught up with him to take him into custody.
His BAC level was just over the legal limit, so we have to go out on a limb here and guess that the destruction was not purely accidental.
Maybe he was trying to inspire some anarchy in the UK El Lay, but instead he’ll probably just get a lengthy prison stay.