***WARNING: Scream Queens Spoilers Ahead***
Welcome back, idiot hookers.
The inaugural season of Scream Queens wasn’t quite the horror/camp-fest we were hoping it’d be… but it looks like Ryan Murphy is doing everything in his power to course correct for Season Two.
Luckily, that meant an hour of wall-to-wall entertainment on Tuesday night when FOX reopened the C.U.R.E Institute — much to the disdain of the Chanels!
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While a majority of the episode was dedicated to reintroducing us to Keke Palmer, Jamie Lee Curtis, Emma Roberts, Abigail Breslin, and Billie Lourd‘s already iconic characters in their new, sterile environment… the welcomed additions to the cast certainly made the most of their debut.
But we’re not just talking random up-and-comers — no, American Horror Story: Kids somehow managed to attract Hollywood royalty like John Stamos, Kirstie Alley, Jerry O’Connell, Taylor Lautner, Laura Bell Bundy, and Cecily Strong for the premiere… it’s just too bad not everyone could survive the night!
We guess the Green Meanie is just as bloodthirsty as the Red Devil!!
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Plus, we even got some specialized commercials thanks to Lady GaGa unveiling her Perfect Illusion music video
even if we had mixed feelings about it.
So, without further ado…
M-m-meet Scream Queens‘ newest residents for Season Two (below)!!! (more…)