The MaSheen Wants His Twinsies To Come On Tour With Him

No. NO! Charlie Sheen, please find some common sense amongst the thoughts of goddesses and tiger blood.

As we’ve previously reported, Brooke Muller, Charlie’s ex-wife, has checked herself back into rehab after going on a week long binge. As she is now preoccupied with her addiction, she is no longer available to take care of their twin boys, Bob and Max. Cue Charlie Sheen, who today, will have his lawyer ask a judge to grant him full custody of his kids and permission to take them on the rest of his tour.

And get this – his argument is that the boys would be in a more “stable and safe” environment if they went on tour with him for the next two weeks.

That…is insanely false. We hope a judge doesn’t buy this malarky. Send them to their grandparents – that might be the only safe place left.

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