Meet Charlie Sheen!

It will only cost you $750!
Umm…we’ll pass.
Apparently, in more of an effort to exploit himself capitalize on his new found success internet infamy, Charlie Sheen is charging a premium for those attending his live shows to meet him.
What do you get for the guaranteed low price of $750?
One premium reserved ticket located within the first 10 rows of the theater, an exclusive meet-and-greet with Charlie, a personal photograph with the star, an autographed 8-by-10 photo, a numbered limited-edition tour poster and an official meet-and-greet laminate.
That’s it? No Tiger Blood? No Warlock spell book? Not even a kiss from the Goddesses?
A source told Life & Style:

“Tickets for Charlie’s tour are selling out quicker than expected and everyone wants to meet Charlie. He could charge twice this for a meet-and-greet!”

We’re not so sure about that, but who knows how crazy devoted his fans are!
According to the Ticketmaster website, those attending the Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Tour will “hear the REAL story from the Warlock.”
Didn’t we already hear 2 hours of Charlie rambling “the REAL story” on EVERY media outlet known to mankind? Ha!
Would U pay $750 to meet Charlie Sheen?
[Image via Ramey Pix.]