Charlie Sheen Can Deal With Hookers And Crack; Ear Infections Are Another Story!

It’s a great pumpkin cover story, Charlie Brown Charlie Sheen!
Rumors surfaced that good-time Charlie was back to his old habits, abusing crack-cocaine and and showering hookers with fancy vaginal surgeries.
While denying those allegations outright, Charlie’s peeps are redirecting attention toward legit medical concerns.
They say a severe ear infection caused him to miss work on the set of Anger Management.
The actor has a history of nasty ear problems and he is back at work today, so we will continue to give Charlie the benefit of the doubt!
We hope you’e feeling better, Chuck!
And stop reusing those waxy Q-tips, LOLz!!
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