Meet Charlie Sheen's Goddesses!

Well, if this doesn’t send chills down your spine with discomfort, you must have tiger’s blood flowing through your veins!
Many have wondered what kind of women would be crazy – or desperate, your choice – enough to get involved romantically with Charlie Sheen, especially during his latest, most notable public meltdown, but there are apparently two, and they spoke out about their life in his ‘Sober Valley Lodge’ this morning on Good Morning America!
Check out a clip of the interview with the ladies, graphic designer Natalie Kenly and porn star Rachel Oberline (above)!
Ugh. Don’t they kind of have the creepy, zombie-like feel that Katie Holmes sometimes does when she’s around Tom Cruise? Like the shackles are around their ankles, so they can’t be seen by the cameras!
And get those children out of there! Good lord!
Those poor things need to be taken into protective custody ASAP – especially with the rate things are going!
Such a shame. Thoughts??